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sydneythesignificant:

tehjeff:

I don’t like using my dad’s bathroom because I’m not that into watching myself poop.

i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel

sydneythesignificant:

tehjeff:

I don’t like using my dad’s bathroom because I’m not that into watching myself poop.

i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel

(via olivemeister)

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9 months ago
jadekittykat:

miketooch:

oinonio:

Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?

Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…

i..

jadekittykat:

miketooch:

oinonio:

Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage?

Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…

i..

(Source: questionall, via olivemeister)

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Posted
10 months ago

ghost-anus:

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

(via morveganxvx)

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10 months ago
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